It's SO Hot in AZ that . . .

1. no oven is needed for baking potatoes--just grab one out of the ground and slap on some butter and sour cream
2. the cows produce evaporated milk
3. seat belts are the new branding irons
4. in July you only need 2 fingers to drive (thus explaining the # of MVAs)
5. asphalt has a liquid state even after it has been poured and set
6. you don't need a stove to make scrambled eggs--just find a sewer grate or a clean slab of cement
AND my personal favorite (I can't take credit for it)
7. you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.